R.I.P to my laptop Dave who took his last breath on Monday. You have been with me for 2 years and yes, you were shit but you were my shit and nobody messes with that.
Now where will I read my Hentai. I’m too embarrassed for my internet provider to know what I do so I need to hide my IP address from them.
I have also lost not only you but all the yaoi gifs I have accumulated over the years. My kawoshin folder containing deleted artwork will never be seen again. I loved you however briefly it was real love.
Good bye Dave.